Global Finance Issues Explained By Existence of Stewart Downing
LONDON – August 26th Financial experts have used the career and very existence of West Ham winger Stewart Downing as an example of several issues that have contributed to the […]
LONDON – August 26th Financial experts have used the career and very existence of West Ham winger Stewart Downing as an example of several issues that have contributed to the […]
LONDON – 18th August With Arsenal losing 3-1 at home to Aston Villa on the opening day of the Premier League season and their fans pleading with the management to […]
MOSCOW – August 12th Wantaway Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has travelled to Russia to hold urgent talks with Vladimir Putin as both seek to make themselves even more unpopular around […]
So the so-called “League Cup” began this week, making me think about the glory days of the cups I played in. Never did this League Cup nonsense. Wouldn’t have been […]
LONDON – July 24th With Arsene Wenger desperate to add Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez to his squad, the Arsenal boss has revealed one last throw of the dice this […]
NEWCASTLE – 24th July Fans of football the world over are currently dumbstruck with sheer, terrifying grief over the revelation that a footballer doesn’t actually stick to his alleged principles. […]
SOMEWHERE IN RUSSIA – 23rd July Dutch Manager Guus Hiddink has resigned from his highly paid job in the Russian League because he found it impossible to pronounce his team’s […]
BARCELONA – 23rd July With Barcelona appointing fairly unknown manager Gerardo Martino as the replacement for equally anonymous until-he-was-Barca-coach Tito Vilanova, owners of other mega-clubs reportedly cannot understand this recruitment […]
Megagoalz is always looking for the best in contributors. Famed football journalist Rob McNichol has issued this story from his palatial residence in Plymouth. NEWCASTLE forward Papiss Cisse has told […]
SWEDEN – July 19th A terrible summer for English football continued last night as the national team were knocked out of yet another tournament at the early stages. With the […]